Chemtrails over the Country Club (album)

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Hi! On the few wikias, I saw something called Userbox - it's a template which's looking like a image, with a short info bout user. It is on ur user site and it's prettier way to introduce urself.

So, I've made userboxes on Lanapedia! For now, there're userboxes informating bout user's favourite album - here they are:

1. AKA

2. Born to Die

3. Ultraviolence

4. Honeymoon

5. Lust for Life

6. Norman Fucking Rockwell!

7. Chemtrails Over the Country Club

8. Blue Banisters

9. Unreleased

You can see one on my profile.

To add it to ur profile, edit it and add template, e.g

{{Userbox/Fav album/BB}}

And here u are!

Hope u'll like it! :*

Episode 1: white dress

People say that I'm an outcast...

People assume that I'm a person with no emotions

But..the truth is..

I'm just a waitress..like any other person..with feelings.

May: Hey Ella!

Ella: Oh..hey..

May: You seem down? Everything okay?

Ella: Yeah..everything's fine..

May: Well..I'll get an iced americano!

Ella: Ma'am..this ain't starbucks.

May: Oh silly me! I just love starbucks so much! I'll get the breakfast special!

Ella: Breakfast special coming right up.

*Ella makes 2 pancakes, 2 sausage links, 2 eggs, and 2 bacon links with an espresso*

Ella: Here you go.

May: Thanks Ella!

Ella: No pro-

*A man enters the diner..all black..and a misogynist attitude*

Unknown man: Hey beautiful ;)

Ella: No.

Unknown man: Someone's a feisty girl.

Ella: And men like you have an immature little boy attitude. Get that checked up.

Unknown man: Are you trying to fight me?

Ella: You started it you son of a man-b*tch.

Unknown man: OH YOU LITTLE WH*RE-

*the unknown man slaps Ella in the face*

Ella: ...

May: OH MY GOSH!

Unknown man: HAHAHA!

Ella: ....

May: HOW DARE YOU SLAP HER?!

Unknown man: Women are weird creatures.

May: AS IF YOU'RE ANY BETTER?! YOU WANNA HURT A WOMAN?!

Unknown man: C'mon don't make me do the same thing to yo-

*Ella snaps and twists/breaks the man's arm*

Unknown man: OW YOU B*TCH!!

Ella: Don't even get close to her.

Unknown man: YOU WANNA HURT ME?!

Ella: Ha! It's funny how men like you act like the victim every time. Pathetic.

*Ella drags the man by his ear and kicks him out*

Ella: Farewell. Come back when you matured.

Quiet songs aren’t necessarily boring. Honeymoon is a great example of it. Sexy, quiet, but with a crazy melody. However, since LFL Lana only make country-quite songs, sometimes even embarrassing ones (Bartender, White Dress. They sounds like an SNL gig) and even the ones with unique melody like Venice Bitch or CotCC are hidden beneath too many guitars and too little electric guitar or drums. Paradise divine, trippy Honeymoon, or hardcore Ultraviolence, she had a unique style in nearly a decade. Now, she sounds like any other county singer. I appreciate it that she is trying to be a new self and express her new lifestyle, but when her new album has only one good song (TJF. CotCC and LMLYLaW are such a waste, so bad execution to such a great melody) and even that one is not nearly a hit, it’s not good. I can hear thousands more CotCC and really try to like them if you’ll just make us one last great album, and I wish with help from Dan Auerbach. Please, for us, Lana

So… I was scrolling through facebook and I found some interesting recommended posts. Apparently, some insider told a Lana fan account (or maybe they’ve found them online) some facts about what each song is about...

These are the links:

Post 1 (about the songs in general):

https://www.facebook.com/1756721224429472/posts/3135615236540057/

Post 2 (about White Dress):

https://www.facebook.com/1756721224429472/posts/3135590229875891/

Now, as the posts are in Spanish, I will translate them just in case somebody is interested in reading them. On March 19 we will know if they were actually true or not.

These are the rumours:

White Dress – Post 1: Lana talks about her past, and she marries a rich country club man from the high society. Post 2: According to the insider, it will be her best album opener; also, it talks about her life as Lizzy Grant and it sounds kinda like “Stargirl Interlude". (I know someone added this info in the White Dress post, but I haven’t found more proof to that other than this post).

Tulsa Jesus Freak – She meets a man from the Mid West, she falls in love with him and so she cheats on her husband.

LMLYLAW – Lana runs from her husband.

Wild At Heart – A song that talks about her life, and her crazy and wild days.

Dark But Just A Game – The relationship with this new man is violent, he hits her but she just ignores him.

Not All Who Wander Are Lost and Yosemite – She sings about the decisions she’s made regarding love and her life.

Breaking Up Slowly – She breaks up with her loves/lovers and frees them.

Dance Till We Die – She’s finally happy and free, and she will continue doing whatever she likes til the day she dies.

So, if we fill in the blanks, COTCC could be herself knowing that she looks like she has a perfect life but she actually has another side of her that she doesn’t show. And For Free could represent her current love or her doing what she wants with her life.

I mean, I reckon that they are just rumours as for now, and may not be true. But they sound convincing and have got me super intrigued, as the themes sound coherent, as if it was a conceptual album.

Now I want to know, what do y’all think of this? Has anybody else read anything similar?

I'm genuinely exited for this era. Sad that she's delayed the album release but it does look good so far. Her new style is giving me rich country club woman vibes and she's looking glamorous as always.